I'll paint for free!!!

Need a painter that's cute and will work for FREE?
Just call 555-1234!!!
(Labor is 100% FREE but you must provide paint and transportation)



...I'll bring my paint brush!



So let's get started! Call now to get this great offer!



Shown below: Sample of my detailed work. (Brush used: 2" roller; Paint used: invisible)

Ready and Waiting...

I'm 37 weeks today and can officially be considered "term," which means baby can come any time now! I'm ready for him to come. I think I've waited long enough.