Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'll paint for free!!!

Need a painter that's cute and will work for FREE?
Just call 555-1234!!!

(Labor is 100% FREE but you must provide paint and transportation)

...I'll bring my paint brush!

So let's get started! Call now to get this great offer!

Shown below: Sample of my detailed work. (Brush used: 2" roller; Paint used: invisible)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Ready and Waiting...

I'm 37 weeks today and can officially be considered "term," which means baby can come any time now! I'm ready for him to come. I think I've waited long enough.